How do I take photos off my cell phone and put online?

check the box - most phones come with a usb these days...otherwise you could try in the phone shop. also you can email photos to your email address straight off your phone, its not difficult, or otherwise you could check if your computer has bluetooth and send them that way - google the model of laptop and bluetooth and you should be able to find out if its a feature on yours easily enough and how to switch it on etc. :)